Long Hair is for Bieber Fans

Long Hair is for Bieber Fans

He stomps around in big ol’ boots
Calls ‘em shitkickers
His John Deere shirt is green
And he’s got a camouflage hat
with a ten-point buck on it
swears he’d only wear sumthin he could catch on his own

He wears Carhartt jeans
with oil grease stains on the legs
says they’re proof of hard work
He does work hard
to look like he’s not working hard

He’s got a buzzcut
cuz bangs are for sissies
plus, buzzcuts don’t get caught in a tractor
and long hair is for Bieber fans
and, honestly, guys like him
don’t care how they look.


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